I think he hits every goddamn kink I have. He hits them hard.
Wow. Just wow.
I don’t see the appeal of tom hiddleston she said
he seems quite lovely but I don’t understand the fervor she said
where did this enormous erection come from she said
Hiddleston, you stop it this instant.
*picks up pieces of broken heart* You know, I am just getting sick of gluing this damn thing back together.